UNLTD x WIRED SNOWBOARDS ARE HERE!
Many of the renowned attractions of Banff National Park have been gift-wrapped in the guise of tourism, but the jig is up. We are here to inform you that Mount Rundle is actually a nuclear volcano, the Bow River is made of baby slime, and pyromaniacal children have taken over our iconic trains. The tourism board works hard to conceal the real reason Lake Louise is such a remarkable shade of teal, and they certainly don’t want word getting out that severe milk floods regularly devastate the town of Banff. Things aren’t much better outside the Park either; we heard a rumor that Canmore had to hire a professional rabbit wrangler to liberate the town from a tyrannical fluffle of bunnies.
We at UNLTD Boardshop have teamed up with Wired Snowboards to raise awareness about these outrageous cover-ups and to debunk the popular misconception that Banff National Park is a beautiful place to visit. DON’T COME HERE. IT’S AWFUL!
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